Star Wars!
I was in work today, watching star wars. then when I stopped. Bruno Mars was playing.
What If instead of being called Bruno Mars, he was called Bruno Coruscant or what if Anakin Skywalker was a singer/songwriter on the side?? ??? perhaps theirlyrics would be a little like....:
I'd catch a Thermal Detonator for ya
Throw my head on a lightsabre blade for ya
I'd jump in front of a Tie Fighter for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya
I would go through all this pain
Take a Blaster shot straight through my brain
Yes, I would join the darkside for you, baby
But you won't do the same
No, no, no, no
Just food for thought!
Saturday, 22 January 2011
Sunday, 26 December 2010
I wear Sunglasses at Night
I wear sunglasses. not constantly, not even the majority of the time! but I like to wear them! I wear them when I shouldn't, and I do this for a number of reasons.
1. Glasses look good on me. well some do. not like half crescent ones. you know, the ones like Dumbledore wears, though in all fairness if I could, I would! I am not unfortunate enough to have to wear glasses. something I suppose I should be thankful for.
2. Glasses, well sun glasses at least, hide the eyes. and lets be honest. we've all heard the saying, "you have sad eyes". the eyes are the portal to the soul, and I don't often like to show vulnerability, so I cover these portals up to stop intruders into my otherwise private soul! Stay out! it's bad enough there's body language and tone of voice and all that crap!
3. I can't think how to word this, and this point is referring to my wearing of sunglasses when I shouldn't, but is basically something along the lines of 'society dictates that I shouldn't wear glasses at that time/place/point' Now obviously I'm not going to stroll into a job interview with some green shades on! thats idiotic! but wearing them inside the house, when its not sunny out, at night, whilst I'm reading! why does it matter that I am wearing them! you wear shoes when you're sat down! get over it!
so in conclusion to this otherwise pointless blog post.
I like sunglasses and I wear them when I want to!
here's a photo!
Oh, I have headphones on too!
1. Glasses look good on me. well some do. not like half crescent ones. you know, the ones like Dumbledore wears, though in all fairness if I could, I would! I am not unfortunate enough to have to wear glasses. something I suppose I should be thankful for.
2. Glasses, well sun glasses at least, hide the eyes. and lets be honest. we've all heard the saying, "you have sad eyes". the eyes are the portal to the soul, and I don't often like to show vulnerability, so I cover these portals up to stop intruders into my otherwise private soul! Stay out! it's bad enough there's body language and tone of voice and all that crap!
3. I can't think how to word this, and this point is referring to my wearing of sunglasses when I shouldn't, but is basically something along the lines of 'society dictates that I shouldn't wear glasses at that time/place/point' Now obviously I'm not going to stroll into a job interview with some green shades on! thats idiotic! but wearing them inside the house, when its not sunny out, at night, whilst I'm reading! why does it matter that I am wearing them! you wear shoes when you're sat down! get over it!
so in conclusion to this otherwise pointless blog post.
I like sunglasses and I wear them when I want to!
here's a photo!
Oh, I have headphones on too!
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Reflections
This is the blog where I write down about my year. It probably won't be as funny (if you found my others amusing) as previous, but I don't care =]
What was I doing at the end of 2009?
I was in work at the Odeon in Liverpool One. I was in Liverpool, and had nothing to do. So I planned a party at my house. Not many people turned up, so we all went out instead. it was OK.
on that day, when I'm quite sure I was hung over, I don't think I would be sat here nearly 12 months later having had the experience I have had, or be in situations I am in.
There was some slight stress at the start of the year. I had a dissertation to write. Lab work to do. My Friend was about to pop a child out!
January was the time I did lab work, a little bit of coursework. and I met Noah for the 1st time!
February is the month of valentines day. I had a date, and this was the 1st time that I experienced the wonders of the egg cafe. I did some more work for my dissertation which was due in at the start of March. Oh, and I ate some pancakes.
March, I sent off for my Visa for China, a place I was very much looking forward to visiting! did a couple all nighters and handed my Dissertation in on the 5th! I recall getting very drunk that night. A week later I went to China! Whilst in China I saw a lot of things, had a great time, but that is for a different time. some friendships became stronger from the experience.
At the end of April I had exams looming, so April was spent revising. Well no it wasn't. I spent a lot of time with a certain person this month. completed exams and so finished all uni work. well not true, I had one more in May
As mentioned I had one more exam in May, I also had a birthday to attend. I won't lie, I didn't do much else in May other than hang with a friend, work and get excited for Glastonbury. I think I went to Alton Towers too
June was quite the same as May, but with the added bonus of Glastonbury towards the end
July, I officially moved home, Swapped Odeon's and set about making new work friends. I attended a cousins Wedding at Camelot. I also Graduated in this month, this is where I met Brain May. I also had a party to celebrate. A party that I would later regret. I also went to Cardiff for another Birthday.
August wasn't the best month. Nothing happened. except some less than great news. I think this is when I started watching Dexter. and didn't stop until I had seen them all!
September was quite Similar to August, Minus the bad news. I started Driving again. TV shows started again so I watched these.
October Saw another Birthday, This one was a fancy dress night out in Blackpool. I also went to see Mcfly in this month. now that is something I never though I would say... Honestly! I passed my driving test at the end of the month!
November saw a few more Birthdays, nothing overly special here. I bought my 1st car in the middle of the month, but it was left uninsured until December. therefore it was off the road. I pretty much worked solidly this month.
December was the month of snow! there was a reunion night out in Liverpool. which was OK. it could have been better! It was also my birthday so I could get my car on the road! Christmas is coming up in 4 days too! then New Year. I know what I will be thinking about.
Now obviously I have missed out a lot of things. personal things that I do not wish to share. but there are certain things that have surprised me, and saddened me slightly. but on the whole, I don't think I can complain about this year! I will do! but by rights I shouldn't the first half of the year was probs one of the best on record. and I think it was only because I moved home that I didn't enjoy the second quite as much.
It has been A Cracking Year!
What was I doing at the end of 2009?
I was in work at the Odeon in Liverpool One. I was in Liverpool, and had nothing to do. So I planned a party at my house. Not many people turned up, so we all went out instead. it was OK.
on that day, when I'm quite sure I was hung over, I don't think I would be sat here nearly 12 months later having had the experience I have had, or be in situations I am in.
There was some slight stress at the start of the year. I had a dissertation to write. Lab work to do. My Friend was about to pop a child out!
January was the time I did lab work, a little bit of coursework. and I met Noah for the 1st time!
February is the month of valentines day. I had a date, and this was the 1st time that I experienced the wonders of the egg cafe. I did some more work for my dissertation which was due in at the start of March. Oh, and I ate some pancakes.
March, I sent off for my Visa for China, a place I was very much looking forward to visiting! did a couple all nighters and handed my Dissertation in on the 5th! I recall getting very drunk that night. A week later I went to China! Whilst in China I saw a lot of things, had a great time, but that is for a different time. some friendships became stronger from the experience.
At the end of April I had exams looming, so April was spent revising. Well no it wasn't. I spent a lot of time with a certain person this month. completed exams and so finished all uni work. well not true, I had one more in May
As mentioned I had one more exam in May, I also had a birthday to attend. I won't lie, I didn't do much else in May other than hang with a friend, work and get excited for Glastonbury. I think I went to Alton Towers too
June was quite the same as May, but with the added bonus of Glastonbury towards the end
July, I officially moved home, Swapped Odeon's and set about making new work friends. I attended a cousins Wedding at Camelot. I also Graduated in this month, this is where I met Brain May. I also had a party to celebrate. A party that I would later regret. I also went to Cardiff for another Birthday.
August wasn't the best month. Nothing happened. except some less than great news. I think this is when I started watching Dexter. and didn't stop until I had seen them all!
September was quite Similar to August, Minus the bad news. I started Driving again. TV shows started again so I watched these.
October Saw another Birthday, This one was a fancy dress night out in Blackpool. I also went to see Mcfly in this month. now that is something I never though I would say... Honestly! I passed my driving test at the end of the month!
November saw a few more Birthdays, nothing overly special here. I bought my 1st car in the middle of the month, but it was left uninsured until December. therefore it was off the road. I pretty much worked solidly this month.
December was the month of snow! there was a reunion night out in Liverpool. which was OK. it could have been better! It was also my birthday so I could get my car on the road! Christmas is coming up in 4 days too! then New Year. I know what I will be thinking about.
Now obviously I have missed out a lot of things. personal things that I do not wish to share. but there are certain things that have surprised me, and saddened me slightly. but on the whole, I don't think I can complain about this year! I will do! but by rights I shouldn't the first half of the year was probs one of the best on record. and I think it was only because I moved home that I didn't enjoy the second quite as much.
It has been A Cracking Year!
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
Monday, 8 November 2010
Cup of Tea
It seems that slowly, I am becoming, a tea lover...
now for those of you who have known me, will know that this is not me. I used to live with a bunch of lads who would drink tea religiously! Tea was not my thing! in fact! one of my early blog posts is about how I do not like tea! yet, here we are, in 2010, and I am drinking tea. not just that. but craving tea! the words "I need a brew" have come from my mouth today on several occasions. As a result, I have had several cups.
this may not seem like a big deal to you folk. sitting there with your reading glasses and your rolled up newspaper, which, we both know you only read for the nude ladies on page 3! you pretend your reading the sports, and doing the crossword, but really you're just writing words that will fit into the gaps! wait, where was I!? oh yes. The tea.
So yeah, Little less than a year ago, or was it little over a year ago. oh I don't know, scroll down and see for yourself!, I was complaining about tea, yet here I am... loving the stuff!
Brew?
now for those of you who have known me, will know that this is not me. I used to live with a bunch of lads who would drink tea religiously! Tea was not my thing! in fact! one of my early blog posts is about how I do not like tea! yet, here we are, in 2010, and I am drinking tea. not just that. but craving tea! the words "I need a brew" have come from my mouth today on several occasions. As a result, I have had several cups.
this may not seem like a big deal to you folk. sitting there with your reading glasses and your rolled up newspaper, which, we both know you only read for the nude ladies on page 3! you pretend your reading the sports, and doing the crossword, but really you're just writing words that will fit into the gaps! wait, where was I!? oh yes. The tea.
So yeah, Little less than a year ago, or was it little over a year ago. oh I don't know, scroll down and see for yourself!, I was complaining about tea, yet here I am... loving the stuff!
Brew?
Wednesday, 20 October 2010
Tick Tock Waiting on the Clock
Now I'm a man, yes, biggest revelation since the 'Bird being the word' right? no! ignore that terrible pun in the previous sentence. I am a laid back man. but I do not like having to wait around to do something... I want to go for a gym and swim. however, on a Wednesday the Pool at my gym is hired out to the very respectful Middleton Amateur Swimming Club until 9. Ideally I want to head for the gym for a little over an hour? nothing to strenuous, then a nice swim. however! I don't want to be waiting around in the gym so I have to plan my arriving at the gym. to early, then I'll have to wait around, to late and not enough gym time!
this wouldn't be a problem normally. however, My internet has decided to be slow as toast rendering me doing anything on there pointless.... and I have no interest in anything on the TV. so I am literally sitting around waiting to leave.
its annoying!
this wouldn't be a problem normally. however, My internet has decided to be slow as toast rendering me doing anything on there pointless.... and I have no interest in anything on the TV. so I am literally sitting around waiting to leave.
its annoying!
Monday, 11 October 2010
The Box Was Opened
So the countdown hit zero... and then the day after, the Box was opened! I know, who saw that one coming? The lateness I mean, not the box being opened. that was inevitable.... Much like the Mythical Pandora's box... which is quite a handy app on Android if you use this OS... the bow was opened. Hmm, I suppose its quite unlike Pandora's box, quite the opposite in fact, as I don't think that has been opened... yes, the day arrived and the box was opened. I was there, I witnessed it happen. To be honest, I Knew what was in the box to start off with so it was nothing special for me. You might be surprised to know that it was ME who put the contents of the box, within the box in the 1st place... again, much like Pandora's box. "WHAT?!" you ask? Shut up!
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