first of all i would like to praise the weather. sunny. raining. sunny. overcast. spitting. how i love thee. thank you for such a variety! meanwhile, little old me is sat inside waiting for 5 minutes of 'nice' weather so that i can dash outside and get on the trampoline. this is the highlight of my day. those 5 minutes of bouncing up and down and up and down. then i fall. i will confess to not being a professional. tho i am getting better.

so ill tell you why I'm on a trampoline, or as it goes, lack of trampoline. 11 years ago i was graced with a cousin. who has recently finished school for the summer holidays. the task has fallen upon me to look after her during the day whilst her parents are at work bringing in the big bucks! naturally i figured this would be a good way to fill the long summer days. that and the incentive of being paid at the end of the day. as one man once said "Elliot is living the dream" however, living the dream is great except for when the dream involves my cousin Louise!

all was going well. the first day there was sun! this allowed me to get some trampoline action. the following days however have been a glorious shade of haze. almost as if the weather is going through some emotional break up.
so i started watching the television:
9.00am Friends double bill
10.00am The O.C
now i will admit i have seen all of the episodes for both shows on more than one occasion. oh the joys of being a student. however. it was the final series of friends which i have not seen for a while so i was pleased with this outcome. Monday and Tuesday went to plan. Wednesday however was the break from babysitting to go to the corporate lifestyle and the world of ODEON. at the time this was a welcomed break. i also decided to pick up a copy of Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows to read on the train.
the next day i resume my old routine only to find that i had missed the last two episodes! Frightfully annoyed i was. so i decided to carry on reading. and reading some more. i read until the book was finished. which wasn't to long.

at the fear of rambling i will wrap up this edition of Elliot's Thaughts. however i will list some of the most annoying comments regarding my food recently:
1. "eeewwww that makes me feel sick" - Cheese on toast
2. "your weird" - cheese on toast
3. "that looks disgusting" - Cornish Pasty
4. "*fake gagging noise* EURGH!" - Budweiser BBQ Sauce

ITS NOT LIKE IM MAKING YIOU EAT IT!!!