Wednesday, 28 October 2009

why is it that people think that its a good idea to stand in a cold wet bog for prolonged periods of times.... it isn't! its just cold god damn it! regardless, i spent a whole day doing exactly this, with a woman who i can only imagine has won awards for being the dullest person alive. the day previous to this was again spent in a cold wet environment. this time it was a beach. now your probably thinking... "i thought beaches were meant to be hot and sunny" and "why do you spend so much time in odd locations". it is only fair that i give you answers. yes some beaches are hot and sunny, but not when ones in Merseyside in Winter. and the reason i spend my time in odd locations is because I'm a sex pest... no that's not true. but i am a geographer who "loves" looking at random crap in 'odd locations' (Hyndman, 09)
yeah that's right, i just referenced myself. what are you gona do about this? nothing i didn't think so.
i apologise for sounding aggressive then. i was out of line, i apologise.
so in other recent news... i spent a whole day 'fixing' my laptop. i purchased a new keyboard off eBay.. i bought some new screwdrivers, and i set out to change the keyboard. only to find out that my laptop had been designed to never EVER be taken apart. screws that are holding nothing to nothing, but somehow restrict the thing being taken apart!! so after spending a long day, of which i should be spending writing my dissertation (ok so my literature review, but that's still dissertation)i managed to replace the keyboard, and put it back together. only to find that the thing doesn't work! well it does, but only 3 keys!! i was , to say the least. annoyed!
so i went out and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse which are working excellently!

i haven't really had time to check out any movies recently, i was scheduled to go and see "this is it" earlier on tonight but for reasons that i wont go into, the event was cancelled. saw 6 came out at the cinema recently, as saw has done for the last 6 years... and needless to say this film will involve people being put in situations that will inevitably lead to their death... predictably, they will all die... i imagine

if anyone out there has any get rich quick plans... let me know. it will be greatly appreciated.
otherwise all donations are accepted.

references:
Hyndman. E., 2009 Several Rules of Life...

1 comment:

  1. havent read the blog for awhile cos i forgot but caught up and read 3 then. top stuff xx

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