Now before you jump down my throat and demand to know why I haven't been writing a blog recently, why don't you stop to think...? I’m not a performing monkey, nor do I condone the enslavement of monkeys to force them to perform! Although, I do enjoy seeing a monkey wearing shorts! And drinking tequila! But only if that’s what they want to do, and are not being forced to do so by anyone!
But that's beside the point. The reason I have not been writing as much recently is simply because of late I have had a hell of a lot less free time! what with the excessive amount of uni work recently, and being in lectures 5 days a week, and in work for 8hours + 2 days a week, its barley surprising that the blog has not been a focal point of my day to day routine. I don't even have anything up my sleeve that I had planned to talk about. I really just decided that I would sit down and type and see what comes out. So far it has turned out to be a load of babble.
As the title suggests, there is a party on the way. Yes that's right people. The mysterious 'Elliot' after who this blog is named is real, and as such has a birthday. That day is coming up. Now I shan't disclose the age that he will be but it’s a big’en. As such there is a party planned and will be taking place soon. I personally am excited. And I believe that others are excited too. It’s going to be more epic than Bilbo Baggins party in LOTR. Well, it would be if there turns out to be a couple of midgets there and a dragon! And let’s not forget the finest weed in all the shire!
But enough of that. Let’s get back to the main creative side of this ere blog. Recently, in between the hard work of university and work, I have been working on a screen play. A movie screen play. What do you mean you find that hard to believe? Why? I know you haven't heard of it, that’s because at the moment it’s a secret. Well I think your just being awkward now. Right that’s it. I’m not going to tell you about the screen play if that’s the attitude you’re going to take. F*$K YOU TOO! No one is making you read this are they? Don’t walk away from me whilst I’m talking to you! Don’t you dare slam that door! Oh you don’t know what you have just started!
I’m sorry about that, but I’m always getting rattled about my screen play. Anyway, all of this talk has got me thinking. Recently, I was told by 3 people that I have neat handwriting. I’m not trying to brag or anything, it’s just a fact. 2 of these were off close relatives. Close relatives that didn't actually believe that I had written in their birthday card, because the writing was so neat, and they did not recognise it. I mean seriously? When was the last time you saw my handwriting. Everything these days is written four you in the form on Times New Roman, or if you’re really lucky, Ariel. When was the last time that you actually write anything down? Anything important I mean. I don't mean when you make a list of things that you need to do for the day:
1. Wake up
2. Eat breakfast
3. Read Elliot's Blog
4. Question Elliot's sanity when he has arguments with himself on a blog.
5. Take a mid-day nap
6. Wake up
7. Eat breakfast... oh wait, I've already done that. But if I wake up again surely I start the list again... so I will have to have breakfast again, and then re-read the blog. Which would be pointless because I’ve all ready done that? But if I don't wake up then that means.... oh no! Man this list making malarkey is difficult. Oh well. I’ll have to make a note of that on my other list, and remind myself not to make a list because it’s too difficult.
Ok, so admittedly not everyone does that. And not even a lot of people do that. It’s just a select few that do it. And I am no knocking it gosh no I love it. Not in the way a baby loves cocaine, but I find it to be a quirky addition to you! Also, don’t give babies cocaine. That’s ridiculas. That’s how cholera is spread! And you don’t want a baby with cholera. Trust me. It’s nothing but buy this, pet that. Allow this......
One final question:
Does anyone know where I can get myself a Mysterious Looking Bird... or a French Ostrich... or a Half Blind, but with heightened senses iguana??
Let me know....
u on drugs?
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